Calculus Rock (tune = "Jingle Bell Rock")

Calculus, Calculus, Calculus Class

It's such a great pain in the ass (ymptote)!

Inte-gratin'

And using u-sub,

Deriving the quadratic formula!

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All BC kids are really smart,

All AB kids are dumb.

But we still fail all the tests,

The disaster curve's fun!

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I'm not a bright guy,

It's the wrong time

To use an integral.

The derivative of a function

Is the slope of the tangent line!

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Calculus, Calculus, Calculus Class

You are an x triple prime (of time)!

If we're lucky, we just might pass

Here in Calculus,

Here in Calculus,

Here in Calculus class!

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