Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus (tune = "Oh Christmas Tree")

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

How tough are both your branches!

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

To pass, what are my chances?

Derivatives I cannot take,

At integrals, my fingers shake!

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

How tough are both your branches!

******

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

Your theorems I cannot master!

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

My proofs are a disaster!

You pull a trick out of the air,

Or find a reason, God knows where.

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

Your theorems I cannot master!

******



Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

Your problems do distress me!

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

Related rates depress me!

I walk toward lampposts in my sleep,

And running water makes me weep!

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

Your problems do distress me!

******



Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

My limit I am reaching!

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

For mercy I am beseeching.

My grades do not approach a B,

They're just an epsilon from D!

Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,

My limit I am reaching!

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